Anyone in their right mind would be PROUD to play football like Betty White. Silly superbowl ads…
(via tuffghostevan)
After not having driven the poor thing in a month, I drive back to my dorm from my mom’s house. And as I double check to make sure I haven’t forgot to take anything back to my room, what do I find? A big-ass bottle of BOURBON.
What?
I found it next to the emergency blanket and car jack…
My dad wears cowboy hats during blizzards
and people call me weird
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I WANT YOUR SNOW! we aren’t getting any here! Fucking Michigan, even Mother Nature hates us. Its been cold and really windy for too long…
Contrary to what you may have been told, there is only one way to skin a cat.
And let me tell you, its a mother. Fortunately our feline friends come skinned, but you still have to remove a lot of connective tissue (thats all I did today for 2.5 hours) before you can really see the different muscles, which is what we are being tested on next. Our cat’s name is Britney. yeah, I didn’t come up with that one…
I still smell like preservative
This kid who went to my high school signed for Central Michigan University today, and I saw this article about it. And this Gem of a quote stepped out at me. Our high school football team has been awful for years…
- north face jackets.
- ugg boots + sweatpants.
- fitted hats.
- shoes that are 1.5 sizes too big.
- oversized shirts for men, or as i call them “man dresses”.
- ultra-super-unnecessarily-skinny jeans.
- flannel.
and in some cases, people insist on wearing more than 2 of these things at once.
ew.
what does it all mean!?
TAKE FLANNEL OFF THE MOTHERFUCKING LIST.
Thank you,
Love, Andy
edit: on another note, Man+Dress = Mess?
